Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by Captain_Short » Sun 5th Aug 2012

*drunk guy lying on the side of the road*
*officer pulls over and checks it out*

"Sir, have you been drinking? :? "

"Mmmerfhh, five more minutes.."
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Post by Cabaline » Mon 6th Aug 2012

"I can't pull over; I'm on the phone!"

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Post by Felina » Mon 6th Aug 2012

"Look pal, if you give me fine(sp?) for speeding, or even take my driver's license, I'm gonna continue driving that way anyway, cuz I'm in a d*** hurry, OK?"


(Actually, My dad said that to a cop. They let him go without even giving him fine for speeding XD)
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by Ash Kelp » Mon 6th Aug 2012

^(Wow, nice.)

Officer, look, your chief an' I, we go way back, I don't kill anyone, an' he don't giv' me no F****** tickets.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by bentj96 » Wed 8th Aug 2012

Don't try this at home, officer.

TRY AND CATCH ME!! HAHAHA.

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Post by Amber Root » Sat 11th Aug 2012

You CAN'T stop the BEAT!

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Good morning Baltimore!

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by bentj96 » Sun 12th Aug 2012

Officer... Are you sure you don't want some donuts. I heard fat police officers love donuts.

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Post by Ash Kelp » Mon 13th Aug 2012

No officer, I didn't just offer you a doughnut, that was my friend in the passenger seat. I only taunted you with one.

I know you're not impressed officer, but neither am I, so lets just get some coffee and doughnuts and forget about this okay?
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Post by bentj96 » Wed 15th Aug 2012

Just a second, officer. Let me put these donuts away. We wouldn't want you distracted would we.

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Post by Skyswallow » Thu 16th Aug 2012

*hugs bag of doughnuts* MY doughnuts. Go away.

What is it with police officers and doughnuts? I never heard that before :?
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Post by Ash Kelp » Sat 18th Aug 2012

^ (In america there's a joke that when cops aren't doing anything they have coffee and doughnuts.)

Look officer, I'm not really a gang member, I'm a doughnut in disguise.
(Alright, enough with the doughnuts)

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by bentj96 » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

I looooooove you, officer!

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Post by xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

"No officer, you've got it all wrong. It's not 'How high are you', it's, 'Hi, how are you'."
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by bentj96 » Thu 23rd Aug 2012

Wasn't me. *points at passenger* He robbed the bank!
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Post by Amber Root » Fri 31st Aug 2012

Mr. Cop- *Sneezes in hands* -do you want to have my boogers and put them in your shine that is Amber Root themed? :]
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