Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by BoboParadizo » Tue 8th May 2012

Oh, I'm not that drunk, haha! *whacks officer with sock* Dobby, be free!

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Post by Amber Root » Tue 8th May 2012

^ Mega Win!!! :D


"Um... what's the number for 911 again, officer?"
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Post by Ash Kelp » Wed 9th May 2012

"Officer, i tell you i was not speeding, if anything i was going at a negative speed, just ask the sun,"

Sorry if you don't get it, it's sort of an inside physics joke.
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Post by LEPreconGirl » Thu 10th May 2012

"These blasted muggle transport vehicles, brooms don't have speed limits!"
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Post by Ash Kelp » Fri 11th May 2012

"drunk, no i'm not drunk, but i am high, do you want to know just how high i am, i mean, i can touch the sky."
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Post by Captain_Short » Thu 24th May 2012

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am! I mean... I'm not as thunk as you drink... oh, all right, you got me."
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Post by taichou » Fri 25th May 2012

Officer, I assure you there's no blood in my alcohol!

I swear to drunk I'm not god.

Oh, the straight jacket? I just escaped from the asylum. The psychologist said I was a psycopath with murderous tendencies. Don't listen to him, though. He just wanted to get back at me for holding his family hostage! *all said with an angelic grin*
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Post by Foxriver Fowl » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Look!------>Can I kill myself?
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Post by Captain_Short » Fri 13th Jul 2012

"Your face" to whatever he says. XD
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Post by Foxriver Fowl » Sat 14th Jul 2012

do this: :vomit:

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Post by Ash Kelp » Sat 14th Jul 2012

No officer, i'm not drunk, in fact to prove it to you i'm gonna repeat the alphebet backwards. A B C D...

I'm sorry sir, was that your car i crashed into while drunk driving?
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Post by Captain_Short » Sun 15th Jul 2012

*falls asleep when the officer pulls you over* "Five more minutes..." *waves police officer away*
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Post by Amber Root » Sun 15th Jul 2012

Ask him if you'll do a trade. His gun for your bottle of beer.
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Post by Captain_Short » Sun 15th Jul 2012

I'MMMM FLLLYYYYINNNG
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Post by Amber Root » Sun 15th Jul 2012

Have you heard of the Big Bang Theory? No-- not the show. When the earth was born. I'm boring you and you think I'm not drunk or on drugs? ... I'm not trying to talk my way out of a speeding ticket. *worried face* Um... I love your mom even thought she is fat. She needs Weight Watchers, bro!! *Dives over his foot and throw cup of soda at him getting the officer wet*

*Couple minutes later after a highway speed chase* Officer I'm going to jail? Really? *smiles* No, I don't have problems.

YAY JAIL FOR THE WIN AND I STOLE THE DOHNUTS!! Weeee!

Jail mates: •__________•
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