Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Seriously officer, you're only pulling me over for a traffic violation, is this how you're wasting the tax-payers money? I mean, those banks where just sitting the, you'd think that the cops could prevent robberies, but no, all they can do is pull over the robber for a traffic violation!!!
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^ If you were smooth enough, you might actually be able to talk the officer out of an arrest
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Never, ever try to pick an officer up. Don't ask them to have coffee with you. Above all, do not talk about donuts. Those police officers may eat you alive just trying to find those rings of doughy goodness.
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Im sorry officer, did i just steal all the dough from the doughnut shop (<--Harmless joke) you were eating at? (<--Good way to get thrown in jail)
No officer, i wasn't driving slowly, you must've been going really fast!
No officer, i wasn't driving slowly, you must've been going really fast!
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I bet you can't push my car down the highway with your twig like arms!
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Do you want to know about the Oreo Incident and Berry Incident I had with HaTheAngel?
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Mind if i borrow your gun for a moment? I want to see how accurate it is. No? Then can i see how far your taser shoots? Just go stand over there...
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Why aren't you making me a sandwich?
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Start yell singing:
What is Love
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What is Love
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Officer: Sir, have you been dealing illegal drugs?
Guy: Oh, what do you need?
Guy: Oh, what do you need?
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Drug dealer pleads with officer: Please officer, please please please don't book me for the the drugs in the trunk, wait, why do you have a speeding ticket in your hand.
Homeless person: I will not not move from this spot unless you make me move!
Homeless person: I will not not move from this spot unless you make me move!
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I'll pay you if you don't check my trunk.
I'm Batman. (in Batman voice)
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Drunk Dude: Every day I'm shuffling!
Cop: ...
Drunk Dude: Party Rocking in the house tonight!
Cops: *Arrests everyone at house party*
Cop: ...
Drunk Dude: Party Rocking in the house tonight!
Cops: *Arrests everyone at house party*