Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
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Oh, I'm not that drunk, haha! *whacks officer with sock* Dobby, be free!
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^ Mega Win!!!
"Um... what's the number for 911 again, officer?"
"Um... what's the number for 911 again, officer?"
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"Officer, i tell you i was not speeding, if anything i was going at a negative speed, just ask the sun,"
Sorry if you don't get it, it's sort of an inside physics joke.
Sorry if you don't get it, it's sort of an inside physics joke.
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.
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"These blasted muggle transport vehicles, brooms don't have speed limits!"
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"drunk, no i'm not drunk, but i am high, do you want to know just how high i am, i mean, i can touch the sky."
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.
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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am! I mean... I'm not as thunk as you drink... oh, all right, you got me."
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Officer, I assure you there's no blood in my alcohol!
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Oh, the straight jacket? I just escaped from the asylum. The psychologist said I was a psycopath with murderous tendencies. Don't listen to him, though. He just wanted to get back at me for holding his family hostage! *all said with an angelic grin*
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Oh, the straight jacket? I just escaped from the asylum. The psychologist said I was a psycopath with murderous tendencies. Don't listen to him, though. He just wanted to get back at me for holding his family hostage! *all said with an angelic grin*
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No officer, i'm not drunk, in fact to prove it to you i'm gonna repeat the alphebet backwards. A B C D...
I'm sorry sir, was that your car i crashed into while drunk driving?
I'm sorry sir, was that your car i crashed into while drunk driving?
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.
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*falls asleep when the officer pulls you over* "Five more minutes..." *waves police officer away*
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Ask him if you'll do a trade. His gun for your bottle of beer.
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Have you heard of the Big Bang Theory? No-- not the show. When the earth was born. I'm boring you and you think I'm not drunk or on drugs? ... I'm not trying to talk my way out of a speeding ticket. *worried face* Um... I love your mom even thought she is fat. She needs Weight Watchers, bro!! *Dives over his foot and throw cup of soda at him getting the officer wet*
*Couple minutes later after a highway speed chase* Officer I'm going to jail? Really? *smiles* No, I don't have problems.
YAY JAIL FOR THE WIN AND I STOLE THE DOHNUTS!! Weeee!
Jail mates: •__________•
*Couple minutes later after a highway speed chase* Officer I'm going to jail? Really? *smiles* No, I don't have problems.
YAY JAIL FOR THE WIN AND I STOLE THE DOHNUTS!! Weeee!
Jail mates: •__________•