Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by faerimagic » Sat 6th Feb 2010

I have a chicken wing, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by Miasaki-chan » Sat 6th Feb 2010

am i carrying any types of drugs? I dunno, are mexicans drugs?
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Post by faerimagic » Sat 6th Feb 2010

I have the right to be silent, so I won't tell you that you are the most disgusting thing I have ever saw.
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Post by Ally Kat » Sat 6th Feb 2010

*staring at gun* Can I borrow that? No, not to shoot you! Just to see what firing a gun feels like...
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Post by faerimagic » Sat 6th Feb 2010

Give me liberty, give me a break!
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
Team Holly.

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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Fri 16th Dec 2011

*temporarily revives thread*
-I swear officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

My dad makes a lame joke out of this all the time... but I was looking at pretty much dead threads, and thought of it. XD
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Post by Fowl's_Girl » Fri 16th Dec 2011

No no no! I swear! This is not a pen! What? No! I'm not on drugs! See? It's a sword, I tell you!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by kne31556 » Sun 18th Dec 2011

ohh now letz head back 2 ur 14 year old days we can kiss in my car
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ohh with all that gray on your head why don't you just retire oldie seeya *speeds away*
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by Cleo » Sun 18th Dec 2011

let me go or... I will eat you chocolate covered donuts! and make you hear their scream!!!
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Post by Iris_Cam » Sun 18th Dec 2011

That's not a gun! It's a, em, donut!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by Captain_Short » Thu 22nd Dec 2011

Officer: What's that? *points to cocaine needle*
Person: Oh, that? That is so not a cocaine needle... it's a heroin needle.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by That Chick2 » Mon 13th Feb 2012

To anything to officer says
-Your face! (Or)
-Your mama!

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by LEPreconGirl » Mon 30th Apr 2012

So, I was just on my way to this drug deal across the border...
Not all those who wander are lost...

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by Captain_Short » Tue 1st May 2012

*tear off your shirt and show a tattoo that says: "F*ck the police"*
And I'm proud of it!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Post by Ash Kelp » Wed 2nd May 2012

Cop: do you know how fast you were going sir?
Man: no i don't, but with that fancy radar gun you should.

Man: no that's not blood, its just my sister's paint job, coincidentally she left for afghanistan last week...


Man to Cop: i betcha i broke your radar going so fast!!

Man to male Cop: i was only speeding because some creep in a car was chasing me with lights and sirens, (what really not to say)--> *points to the cop's car* why, that's the car she was in!
(yes its she on purpose)
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