Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
I have a chicken wing, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
am i carrying any types of drugs? I dunno, are mexicans drugs?
The Prank 'I won't be supprised if you can't guess it, it was kinda triksty '
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I have the right to be silent, so I won't tell you that you are the most disgusting thing I have ever saw.
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*staring at gun* Can I borrow that? No, not to shoot you! Just to see what firing a gun feels like...
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
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Give me liberty, give me a break!
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*temporarily revives thread*
-I swear officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
My dad makes a lame joke out of this all the time... but I was looking at pretty much dead threads, and thought of it.
-I swear officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
My dad makes a lame joke out of this all the time... but I was looking at pretty much dead threads, and thought of it.
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No no no! I swear! This is not a pen! What? No! I'm not on drugs! See? It's a sword, I tell you!
Thank you Fowlie!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
ohh now letz head back 2 ur 14 year old days we can kiss in my car
and
ohh with all that gray on your head why don't you just retire oldie seeya *speeds away*
and
ohh with all that gray on your head why don't you just retire oldie seeya *speeds away*
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let me go or... I will eat you chocolate covered donuts! and make you hear their scream!!!
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That's not a gun! It's a, em, donut!
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One more time, one more time...
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One more time, one more time...
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Officer: What's that? *points to cocaine needle*
Person: Oh, that? That is so not a cocaine needle... it's a heroin needle.
Person: Oh, that? That is so not a cocaine needle... it's a heroin needle.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
To anything to officer says
-Your face! (Or)
-Your mama!
-Your face! (Or)
-Your mama!
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So, I was just on my way to this drug deal across the border...
Not all those who wander are lost...
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*tear off your shirt and show a tattoo that says: "F*ck the police"*
And I'm proud of it!
And I'm proud of it!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Cop: do you know how fast you were going sir?
Man: no i don't, but with that fancy radar gun you should.
Man: no that's not blood, its just my sister's paint job, coincidentally she left for afghanistan last week...
Man to Cop: i betcha i broke your radar going so fast!!
Man to male Cop: i was only speeding because some creep in a car was chasing me with lights and sirens, (what really not to say)--> *points to the cop's car* why, that's the car she was in!
(yes its she on purpose)
Man: no i don't, but with that fancy radar gun you should.
Man: no that's not blood, its just my sister's paint job, coincidentally she left for afghanistan last week...
Man to Cop: i betcha i broke your radar going so fast!!
Man to male Cop: i was only speeding because some creep in a car was chasing me with lights and sirens, (what really not to say)--> *points to the cop's car* why, that's the car she was in!
(yes its she on purpose)
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.