Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
*Pulls sad face* "I'm starving, Officer! Will you give me just one doughnut? Please?"
I still don't get the doughnt thing entirely, but... Whatever.
I still don't get the doughnt thing entirely, but... Whatever.
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Oh, hello officer. Was I speeding? That depends on your definition of speeding, really. I was going a perfectly rational speed considering my driving abilities, and as you can see, I haven't caused any damage yet. Isn't this rather like giving someone a zero on a test because they might cheat? I might hit something, but I haven't yet. Oh, it was because I was going above the speed limit? You do know those have changed drastically over the last few years, and that there's not a lot of data behind them, right?
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Are you my mother?
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Oh, you're a man?
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Officer: *to driver* Sir, why did you pull up so close behind that over car at the intersection?
Driver: Because the law says to allow enough room to brake, I was stopped, so I wouldn't have to brake! *Sings with end of gameshow background music* and that's why I pulled up right behind him!
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Suspect: Look officer, I let him in, he pulled a gun, So I shot him, then I called you.
Officer: Do you have a permit for your gun?
Suspect: Now I have to have a permit for my gun too?!? *turns to camera* That's stupid, so elect me, Murd r Suspect, mayor!
Driver: Because the law says to allow enough room to brake, I was stopped, so I wouldn't have to brake! *Sings with end of gameshow background music* and that's why I pulled up right behind him!
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Suspect: Look officer, I let him in, he pulled a gun, So I shot him, then I called you.
Officer: Do you have a permit for your gun?
Suspect: Now I have to have a permit for my gun too?!? *turns to camera* That's stupid, so elect me, Murd r Suspect, mayor!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
You know what, you cops are the ones that should really be arrested. since I have come to this station you have speeded, gone through three red light, abducted me and now you've kept me here against my will. Also, I'm a vegan, so you weren't respecting my rights by giving me this food.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Say "Eat my shorts" then drive off.
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Nothing at all until he gets really angry, then scream "IDIOT!!!" And drive off
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Ha ha, good one, finn.
But it doesn't beat stopping in the middle of the zebra crossing and shouting at him,"Dude you're hogging the road!"
Or imagine, "Hey man, there's this guy who killed an ant, and since killing is illegal, why not arrest the murderer?"
But it doesn't beat stopping in the middle of the zebra crossing and shouting at him,"Dude you're hogging the road!"
Or imagine, "Hey man, there's this guy who killed an ant, and since killing is illegal, why not arrest the murderer?"
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Re: What Not To Say To A Police Officer.
me: oh hey officer didn't realize you were there wanna have a beer that's open but i couldn't possibly have had because i am not old enough
officer: O_0 *gets out handcuffs*
officer: O_0 *gets out handcuffs*
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We just got a new car! i like to call it, the warthog
i think it looks like a puma
what like the shoe company?
no like a lion... a big cat of some kind
what you mean like a puma?
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We just got a new car! i like to call it, the warthog
i think it looks like a puma
what like the shoe company?
no like a lion... a big cat of some kind
what you mean like a puma?
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
Tell him that he is not kawaii enough for you and flip your hair at him before driving off.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.
*cough cough* <-- That would likely get you arrested on an assault charge in today's precarious climate.