how to annoy/worry ppl in a lift.
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how to annoy/worry ppl in a lift.
heres what u can do:
1. if there are a lot of floors - ie. lots of buttons to push, when u exit the lift, accidentally brush or knock against as many buttons as poss.
2. say to the person next to you "I got new socks on" or "do u like my red socks" or "i like red socks. wanna see?"
3. occasionally peer into ur bag and say "got enough air in there?"
4. every time someone comes into the lift, salute and say "WELCOME ABOARD!"
5. meow occasionally.
6. if its a big lift, or theres some room to move, stumble and bang into the walls and other ppl and wail and shout "EARTHQUAKE!"
how do u like them? i personally like the button pushing one. always works them up!
1. if there are a lot of floors - ie. lots of buttons to push, when u exit the lift, accidentally brush or knock against as many buttons as poss.
2. say to the person next to you "I got new socks on" or "do u like my red socks" or "i like red socks. wanna see?"
3. occasionally peer into ur bag and say "got enough air in there?"
4. every time someone comes into the lift, salute and say "WELCOME ABOARD!"
5. meow occasionally.
6. if its a big lift, or theres some room to move, stumble and bang into the walls and other ppl and wail and shout "EARTHQUAKE!"
how do u like them? i personally like the button pushing one. always works them up!
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Those are funny. Lifts? Are they also called elevators? I think they are.
Here is a website with some funny ones.
http://www.getannoyed.com/elevator.htm
I want to annoy people on elevators, but I can't do it with my mom around. She also never lets me ride the elevator alone. No fair.
Here is a website with some funny ones.
http://www.getannoyed.com/elevator.htm
I want to annoy people on elevators, but I can't do it with my mom around. She also never lets me ride the elevator alone. No fair.
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I love second cuz it's random,third cuz it's creepy and fourth cuz it's random and creapy .
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Here's one coming from my weirdness:
Chew on gum and them start making a choking noise and start coughing really loudly then bang your head on the wall and fall to the floor gasping and yelling "IT'S THEM!!! *coughcough gasp* THEY WANT ME TO DIE!!! *coughcough gasp cough gaspgaspcough* I KNOW TOO *cough* MUCH!! *gasp coughcough gasp gasp coughcoughcough*
Chew on gum and them start making a choking noise and start coughing really loudly then bang your head on the wall and fall to the floor gasping and yelling "IT'S THEM!!! *coughcough gasp* THEY WANT ME TO DIE!!! *coughcough gasp cough gaspgaspcough* I KNOW TOO *cough* MUCH!! *gasp coughcough gasp gasp coughcoughcough*
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Can you imagine their faces!!!!!
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_i_dont_get_it wrote:Here's one coming from my weirdness:
Chew on gum and them start making a choking noise and start coughing really loudly then bang your head on the wall and fall to the floor gasping and yelling "IT'S THEM!!! *coughcough gasp* THEY WANT ME TO DIE!!! *coughcough gasp cough gaspgaspcough* I KNOW TOO *cough* MUCH!! *gasp coughcough gasp gasp coughcoughcough*
yeah but then they start helping u so then what do u do? ur trapped! i guess u could just say:
"*cough* o yes, im fine." and stroll out the lift.
and in response to earlier, yes, a lift is also called an elevator.
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Oh, okay, thanks for clearing that up. Hmmm Maybe you could walk up to anyone and say "My busdriver stalks people in their sleep. Look out your window and maybe you'll see her." ... Then again, this person has to be very gullible. Hehehe if someone said that to me, I'd be freaking out
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You can say:I feel something bad will happen today.Can you feel it too?It's on your skin and in the air!Something is definitely coming!
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Wow, that made me smile Maeve. I can just imagine one of my friends saying that to a random person on the elevator.
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I would be freaked out if someone say something like that to me.Not because I believe her/him!I would be scared of that person!!!
But I would do something like that in elevator
But I would do something like that in elevator
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yes, how about stare at someone as they come in and dont stop staring at them. after a while say :" i felt something hanging around you. it means you will lose a limb this week and a member of ur family will die shortly." then walk out the elevator doors. wouldnt that be spooky?
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I would be so spooked if someone did that to me.
Go up to a person and start randomly talking about Artemis Fowl, what it means to you, etc. See what happens.
Go up to a person and start randomly talking about Artemis Fowl, what it means to you, etc. See what happens.
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Re: how to annoy/worry ppl in a lift.
veelagirl-I would be scared!!!!
When someone press button you scream and say:"Poor button!?Why are you so mean.You didn't have to push it that hard.Meany!!!!!".And then start talking with the button."It's going to be all right.No one will ever be mean to you again.I'll protect you!!!"
When someone press button you scream and say:"Poor button!?Why are you so mean.You didn't have to push it that hard.Meany!!!!!".And then start talking with the button."It's going to be all right.No one will ever be mean to you again.I'll protect you!!!"
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haha theyd call the mental hospital!!!
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Re: how to annoy/worry ppl in a lift.
say "Hi, my name's bob!" every ten seconds to every person. even if you are a girl.
tell people that they have something on their cheek, and no matter how hard they rub, keep insisting there is somthing there (works best if there is only one other. person. that way nobody can tell them that there really isnt anything on their cheek.)
tell people that they have something on their cheek, and no matter how hard they rub, keep insisting there is somthing there (works best if there is only one other. person. that way nobody can tell them that there really isnt anything on their cheek.)
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