Nothing but Puns

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Cabaline
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Nothing but Puns

Post by Cabaline » Sat 18th Oct 2014

Ok so what are everyone's favourite groan-inducing puns? :awesome:

I'll kick it off with:

I don't trust stairs, they seem like they're up to something... :lol:

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Re: Nothing but Puns

Post by pokemonex » Sat 24th Oct 2015

good pun
Poke was here

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Re: Nothing but Puns

Post by artymon I\/ » Sat 26th Jan 2019

Oh my 'lanta....

Punography!!
Tuesday: Don't even...
Brb.
Tuesday: You wouldn't dare...
*races off to grab notebook*
Tuesday: I SAID NO
....jk, I keep it by me at all times.
Tuesday: Of bloody course you do. Bogan
Ahem...let's see *adjusts glasses*
Tuesday: Here, let me help you *goes to punch, is tied to chair*
What do you do with a chemist when they die?
You barium.
Tuesday: Pfft. We'll bury you
I didn't like my beard at first....but then it grew on me.
Tuesday: You don't even have a beard!
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Tuesday: Then for his sake, stop it!
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
Tuesday: No thanks, how about we jump forward
Dunno if you lot heard, but the Energizer Bunny was arrested. Charged for battery, apparently.
Tuesday: Someone probably told him bad puns
Two pretzels were walking down the street, they were a-salted.
Tuesday: Coincidence? We think not
Broken pencils are pointless.
Tuesday: Your face is going to be pointless when I get done with you
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