Not the best question to start off with...anyway, let me introduce myself.
I, Shaadia Cader, princess of weird, Commander of Boncus, Anti-gravitational awesomeness and flying squirrels, am looking for new recruits to my Army of Weirdos.
I humbly welcome all awesome people who wanna join, and you get lollipops if you do! How do you like sea lions? Aren't killer whales beautiful? Isn't John Cena the coolest superstar ever? Wouldn't WWE be boring without Punk? Are you happy with your life? Do you like ponies?
You can answer me, simply, Do you ship A/H? YES!! A/H iz ze bezt zhip ever!!
ARTYHOLLY FOR EVER!!Do you see that kite in the...oh wait, there's a cyclone and it got blown away...
RUN!! SEA MONSTER!! um...that's a floating leaf...
Oh look a book...AARGH!! THERE'S A ZOMBIE INSIDE!! *runs into cupboard and locks self, panting*
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
You just open the door and put it in,
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Take the elephant out and put it in!
What animal did not attend the lions wedding?
The giraffe, duh! It was still in the fridge.
Remember, please reply! And don't forget the sole purpose of the message...
I'm not really sure there's a purpose to this thread, so I'm going to lock it and suggest a few other places you can discuss some of the things you mentioned, okay? It's not a big deal, pretty much everyone new has their threads locked at some point 