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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by jsreed5 » Mon 4th Jun 2012

Lizzy: I wanted to race my new Saab spoon on the sweet dairy autobahn, but every hundred feet lay a frozen fruity coconut speed bump.
She bought ice cream at Coldstone and forgot to tell them to hold the coconut. So she tried to eat around the coconut shavings, which proved quite difficult.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Ash Kelp » Tue 5th Jun 2012

Ain't ain't in the dictionary.
And this is the sentence with the worst grammar that still makes sense i could come up with.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Battery » Tue 12th Jun 2012

The guide thing on our TV told us that Star Trek was on, and it lied.
Dad: I don't think this is Star Trek.
Me: What was your first clue?
Dad: The fact that there are no recognizable characters.
Me: ...And what number clue was the dinosaur?

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Amber Root » Mon 18th Jun 2012

Mom: Oh my god, where's the box?
Me: What?
Mom: The box!
Me: I don't get what you're saying... *Slightly worried*
Mom: The Box!!
Me: ... o.e
Mom: Never mind, found it. *Holds up cookie jar*
Me and Mom: *Awkward slilence*
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by evilgenius » Mon 25th Jun 2012

This is going to sound stupid to...well everyone.We were talking about movies we were looking forward to.Dark Knight Rises was brought up.Note: Lani and Fred are sitting two tables away from us.Also there's a kid named Alfin in our grade.
Dean: I can't believe Alfred dies.
Me: ALFRED DIES.NOO.
Lani:Alfred dies!?
Maria: Which Alfred are you talking about?
Me:In Batman
Maria:He dies!?
Fina:Wait is Alfred Batman?
Me: Please tell me that was a joke.
Fina: Well you said Batman.
Me:No he's not Batman okay?
Fina: So, which one's Alfred?
Me: The butler
Fina: Aww that's sad I liked him.
Dean: *starts laughing hysterically*
Me: He doesn't die, does he?
Dean:It was trending on twitter.There were rumors.
Me:You tell us now.
Fred:What are you guys talking about? I saw him this morning.
*silence*

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Post by Ash Kelp » Mon 25th Jun 2012

My Brother: this is incredible.
Me: No, i can give it credit.
My Brother: I'd like to see you try.
Me: okay, give the movie credit, it's amazing how bad it is.
My Brother: This is a great movie!
Me: I guess it is incredible, you won't let me credit it.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by jsreed5 » Wed 27th Jun 2012

Shannon: So are you two dating yet?
Me: Well, that depends on how you define "dating."
Shannon: Oh, please. Are you or are you not?
Me: …
Shannon: Wait, you're actually serious?
And for the record, the girl in question and I are not (yet) dating.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Skyswallow » Mon 9th Jul 2012

Random person I overheard: Have you heard, LEP is going out with Holly!
No, seriously. And to JayJay444 and Random, no I didn't mishear.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Ash Kelp » Thu 12th Jul 2012

"those who don't worry about growing old are the only people who stay young." -Unknown
"What do we do when the earth is too polluted to support life? Leave? using machines that will pollute wherever we go?" -Me
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"I'm not a procrastionater, nor am I lazy, i just haven't started yet." -A friend from school
"If technology takes over the place of humans for all labor then humans will go extinct before the first alien ships arrive." -I can't remember
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by bentj96 » Fri 20th Jul 2012

For you, Lady Minnie

I get jealous, I get mad, I get worried, I get curious. But that's only because I adore you so much and don't wanna lose you.

Either treat your girl right, or sit back and watch somebody else do it for you.

If you can make me smile, I'll remember you.

The best gift you can give is a hug. One size fits all, and no one minds if you return it.

Why do I care so much, when all I gain is you? Because you are everything.

I'm probably too weird for you, so I hope you like me.

-Lord Darkie


For you, HaTheAngel

I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

Let's flip a coin. Heads, you're mine. Tails, I'm yours.

The most beautiful smile is the first real one after tears.

If I woke up next to you every morning, I would be a morning person.

When I see you, I see an angel.

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For you, Zuko

Once I get you, I don't plan on losing you.

Love waits for one thing. The right moment.

You give me the kind of feeling people write songs about.

If the only place I could see you was in my dreams, I'd sleep forever.

If I wanted to tell the world I love you, I need only whisper. After all, you are my world.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by ashyartemispotozuko » Sun 22nd Jul 2012

I think this is appropriate. So i was just talking about what i would do if i was in Violet Bluegrard's situation and i said i'd go, "AHH!!!!" *flys into wall*

Lol! i thought that could go into this thread!

*flys into wall*
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by bentj96 » Sun 22nd Jul 2012

For you, Lady Minnie

Look at us. We barely talk now. I hate it. I miss you.

A guy is only insecure about losing his girl when he knows someone else can treat her better.

I wonder if you smile when you hear my name.

Everyone should learn from the Mario Bros. No matter how far the princess is, they save her.

-Lord Darkie


For you, HaTheAngel

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other. The knock each other down. They irritate each other. But they can't live without each other.

I hate the fact that person I like probably isn't thinking of me.

She's the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still smile at you.

Sometimes, when a girl acts like she isn't interested, she is just trying to test how badly you want her.

-Dark Star


For you, Zuko

Don't make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching her.

Imperfection is individuality and nothing more.

Sometimes a heart cannot afford to be "just friends".

Don't wait for the perfect moment, take each and make it perfect.

-DS


For you, Byddie, Queen of FG

I really don't even care how we met. I'm just glad we did.

I'd rather lose the argument than lose you.

Ask her about her day. If she had a bad one, make it better. If she had a good one, make it even better.

I will always be there for you. Even if you have scars. Even if your heart is not mine.

-Lord Dark Star
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Skyswallow » Mon 6th Aug 2012

I hate to state the obvious, but you throw like a girl
~My music teacher
I go to an all girls school.
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Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling the darkness with order and light! You are the sentinels, silent and sure - keeping watch in the night, keeping watch in the night.

cepele retro petdamìnpasétócó - 'at some point, past!you gets a plant-like thing (that we think is from the future)'

This user will debate you about how important Jean Valjean is (acceptable answer: very), and the distinction between 'antagonist' and 'villain' and how the terms apply to Javert and the Thenardiers.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Bang Your Drum » Tue 7th Aug 2012

a furcadia convo


[quote="after someone with the user name "Cumberbatch" called us names and left"]You say, "Bennny a furry, that's be crazy... otter fursona?"
Zachariel: hehe
You say, "but he acutally thinks himself more like a hedgehog... poor fans.."
Zachariel: wow
You say, "they got it all wrong..."
Zachariel: yeah
You say, "he's a sparkle something...for sure.... "
Zachariel: yeah hehe
You say, "...and it has a checkerboard tail"
You say, "his facebook contains morphs of his face and it"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Ash Kelp » Thu 9th Aug 2012

My friend: I mean, it's not like you actually did anything, hypothecticly doing something doesn't mean you did it, right?
Me: Okay so I enjoyed a class, but it was Physics!
The amusing thing is that I enjoy lots of my classes, Pe, ceramics, art, Physics...
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