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Post by hitsugayatoushiro » Fri 18th Jun 2010

I was sitting in maths class yesterday...we're doing higher papers which is easy but a pain..anyway I was daydreaming and doodling and Mr. U suddenly goes:
"***** a multiplication in formulae is?" it was a trick question cos he knew i wasn't listening anyway i said
"Division..." I have no idea how that answr came but yah...
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Post by A Passing Bookworm » Mon 28th Jun 2010

I mistook salt for sugar once, and ended up putting lotsa salt on my food. My friend told me it was salt, but I didn't believe her... until I tasted it. :shock: I wasted 80 cents on that...
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Post by Silversong » Sun 4th Jul 2010

You guys are the only people to know this.
Three times-

Once, I was visiting my aunt. It was, like, three in the morning. And I walked in the wrong house. The dude in the house stared at my like this- :shock: . All I could do was say, "Oh, so sorry... I can't believe I just walked in your house..." :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh:

I have a crush on a boy. He's cute, and he likes me. And one time, I was doodling. Can you guess what I was doodling? This. Silver Song loves *%#@ %*@#&%. And can you guess what he did. He saw me, and my doodle. And he just stared at me. He thinks I'm coo-coo. :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

We had a musical of Beauty and the Beast. I got Belle. We were in the middle of the scene where the Beast turns into a handsome prince, and I cracked up. I started laughing, and all the people stared at me. It might have been the most embarrasing moment of my life. :lol: (me) :guh: :guh: :guh: :guh: :nope: :nope: (my parents) :guh: :guh: :guh: :guh: :guh: :guh: :guh:
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Post by Cabaline » Sun 4th Jul 2010

I was running errands for a teacher once, and I had to go into a science class and pass on a message. So I (in an unusually epicly happy mood) didn't even knock on the door, I just walked in and shouted "Heeeeelllllllloooooooo!!!"

It turns out that they were sitting a very very important exam. And I had just interrupted, in the loudest way possible.
The teacher yelled at me to get out and then took me outside to have a word with me. I was mortified! XD

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Post by captain-trouble » Tue 20th Jul 2010

When I was about 4, I was playing hospitals with my brother, and decided to call and Ambulance. A real ambulance. Light, sirens and all. What's worse is that both of my parents work for the emergency services, and had to explain this to the paramedics. :duh:
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Post by hitsugayatoushiro » Wed 25th Aug 2010

We went shopping once and my uncle went and got us these really disguting almond ice-creams and it was gross...we were all trying to chuck it away on the sly.
The other day we went shopping again and I saw the ice-cream cart that only sells those ice-creams and me being the idiot I am shouted
"eugh it's those ice-cream!" To my mum....the guy at the cart gave me such a dirty look :lol:
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Post by DR. Fowl » Sat 4th Sep 2010

once when i was little i got off the bus and i forgot my aunt was supposed to pick me up.
I ran up to a random guy because his back was turned i didnt see his face. Yelling, "Daddy" I jumped up and hugged him. :shock:

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Post by KierisaNOT12 » Sun 12th Sep 2010

hmm.. well.. this wasn't really my fault, but around 4:00 in the morning I started feeling really sick (it was when HS9 was there) and I was SO embaressed cuz, for some reason, I thought it was cuz I ate too much? O_o Turns out it wasn't, and i twould been weird if it had been cuz I really didn't eat that much,, but I was sooo embaressed because I ahd to stand over the toilet the rest of the night, and HS9 got to see my flipping out becuase I just got progressively worse until mom finally took me to the docters who sent me to the ER... but I was sooo embaressesed beyond words..

ugh, and that very same day I was feeling so rotten I had to take a 9 hour car trip back home >< and for the next week I basically fasted..
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Post by Paopufruit » Thu 16th Sep 2010

-TODAY-
1- Ran into 20 different people.
2- Bent over to pick up my pencil, accidentally backed into one of my friends-who's-a-boy, and ended up in a rather.... awkward position. :shock: :shock: :oops:
3- Grunted VERY loudly when slamming the ball away from the opposing team. (Whatever, guys, we GOT THE POINT!!!)
4- kay, so... im tall-ish. And most of the boys in my class are much shorter. So when I have the ball in gym (playing End Point, AKA handball/soccer)this one kid, kevin, come ramming towards me, so I jump over him, but his head ... well, doesnt quite make it. So we're on the grass, in THAT position. Me- GWAAAA!!!! Him- uhhhhhh....
Of course, I rolled away, but not in time enough for the team to laugh @ me.
(We ended up beating them by MY passes. So there.)
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Post by Battery » Thu 16th Sep 2010

Huuuh there was that one time when I knocked over a music stand, which knocked over a music stand, that knocked over a snare drum . . .

Then today I was running after a wiffleball in PE (we were playing Pickleball) and I bent down to pick it up, and it somehow made it between my feet and behind me, so I had this really awkward moment of searching around for it.

And well, my trumpet has a rather large and heavy case, and it likes falling over in moments of silence -_- Not really my fault, but it's still embarrassing.

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Post by Mere Reflection » Wed 29th Sep 2010

My most embarrasing moment:

FLASHBACK TO YR 2
50 metre sprint. Or, as I call it, Hell in a school playground. Just let me say this- I am extremely uncoordinated and always come last. But this year I could win- or at least, not come absolute last. After what seemed like an eternity the siren blew and I was off. Yes! I was't losing- yet. I ran harder. Then I felt my skirt catch come loose. My skirt was snatched by the wind and in milliseconds I was running with only a t-shirt and unders. I was torn. Get dressed, and lose? Or keep sprinting and come second last? I kept running. And still regret it, as there were over a hundred people watching who all went to my school.

FLASHBACK TO YR 6
50 metre sprint. Or, as I call it, Hell in a school playground. Just let me say this- I am extremely uncoordinated and always come last. But this year I could win- or at least, not come absolute last. After what seemed an enternity, the horn went. I ran of the mark. The girl beside me wasn't so fortunate and fell. I was elated. In my last year, I could not lose! I kept running as fast as I could. The girl overtook me. I never knew kindies could be so taunting.

OTHER SPORTING... ERRORS.

I fell on my head THREE TIMES in front of my entire PE class.
Told off for absorbing impact whenever on the tramp, hence being unable to bounce.
There was a barrier on the rope swing. You had to lift up your legs and go over. I fell off three metres before reaching it.
I threw a discus backward.
I didn't reach the sand in long jump.
I wasn't even allowed near the high jump, after knocking the entire thing over the year before.

Yeah, I am a tad unco, I admit. Which is fine, until I get my report back. :shock:
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Post by ashyartemispotozuko » Thu 20th Jan 2011

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Post by Battery » Sat 22nd Jan 2011

Last week playing ultimate frisbee (which I suck at) the frisbee landed in the endzone, or whatever it's called, and I was the closest... it was out team's turn to throw, so I picked it up... and threw it in the wrong direction XD And then the coach told me I was supposed to go the other way, so I turned around and tried to throw it, but she stopped me and told me to go ten yards back, and a bunch of the guys were yelling at me telling me what to do... and I was just clueless :lol:

And the dude I like was standing there watching, and this other dude I like as a friend but am not quite friends with was one of the dudes yelling at me... ><

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Post by IwishIwasafaerie » Tue 25th Jan 2011

When I was eight and in a summer science class, I told the entire class who I liked. When the teacher called attendence he said the guy's name and I was all:Is that the guy with the glasses? And he said yeah. And I said: "I like him." :lol: XD
Then a few days later I told the guy I liked him. :shock: I was so weird......lol!!!
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Post by Shadow Light » Tue 25th Jan 2011

Nothing much can wmbarass me. XP but I guess I'll tell you bout me funny moments.

I tend to constantly get punch lines wrong, so my friends don't bother listening to my jokes. XD

So when I was 15, I was late for class. So I ran into my class and started apologising to the teacher. The teacher looked at me funny. "Sea... I doubt you study in this class..." she said to me with a funny look on her face. It was then I realise I was in a class where everyone was about s head shorter than me (probably freshmen. :p)

So instead of apologising and going away, I went: "Of COURSE I know that! I'm just here to see you! I love you a lot. " I glare at the freshmen, I swear I heard one of them whimper. "she's my homie. You do something to her, you watch out. "

And then I just walk out. XD
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