What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
Arty and I are over, but we're still best friends. We hang out a lot, and him and Bobo are really awesome together.
But if I saw him, I'd run up to him and give him a big hug.
But if I saw him, I'd run up to him and give him a big hug.
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Foaly..are you Minerva Paradizo? Sorry, i just wanted to know. Because you were talking about bobo ,that's why. And, is Artemis real? I always have that confusion.
Umm, don't know what to say.
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I would annoy him until he paid me to go away.
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Oh, gawd, if I saw Artemis Fowl.. I would probably say, "Wha.. what? WHAT?! ARTEMIS FOWL!!" And then chase after him and try to tackle him. Then I would say, "GOD! PEOPLE! IT'S ARTEMIS FOWL!! Dude, dude! DUDE!!" and scream at him and shake him until Butler pulled me off him, then I would scream, "Butler?! BUTLER! DOMOVIO!" and scream his name out to everyone and jump on both of them and scream, "EOIN COLFER DID NOT MAKE YOU FROM HIS AWESOME IMAGINATION!!!" and start hopping around in circles screaming "It's ARTEMIS FOWL!!" *takes in a big breath* Whew. Yeah.
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I guess I would sigh and think, God, he cute than I thought. Then geuss there would be a tie on his study door.
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
Check if it was him. If a strong bald man was with him, or there was a heat haze near him, I'd assume he was the real deal...
Presumably it's if it was him... I'd want to learn gnommish!!! it's awesome...
Presumably it's if it was him... I'd want to learn gnommish!!! it's awesome...
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
I would have pretty much the same reaction, but first, I'd do my banshee scream & get the autograph of all the characters & make him get me to meet them.Captain_Short wrote:Oh, gawd, if I saw Artemis Fowl.. I would probably say, "Wha.. what? WHAT?! ARTEMIS FOWL!!" And then chase after him and try to tackle him. Then I would say, "GOD! PEOPLE! IT'S ARTEMIS FOWL!! Dude, dude! DUDE!!" and scream at him and shake him until Butler pulled me off him, then I would scream, "Butler?! BUTLER! DOMOVIO!" and scream his name out to everyone and jump on both of them and scream, "EOIN COLFER DID NOT MAKE YOU FROM HIS AWESOME IMAGINATION!!!" and start hopping around in circles screaming "It's ARTEMIS FOWL!!" *takes in a big breath* Whew. Yeah.
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All i would do is walk up and ask if his name really was Artemis Fowl, if the answer was yes i would launch a string of physics questions at him.
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I would ask him to get me in touch with the People. And also find out where Fowl Manor is. It should be only about 10-30 minutes away from where I used to live.
And I would get him to do all my school work and tests for me. Imagine if I could get him to do my GCSEs! 13 A* ! I could get into any university I wanted!
And I would get him to do all my school work and tests for me. Imagine if I could get him to do my GCSEs! 13 A* ! I could get into any university I wanted!
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I think about half the girls on here would go mad because they fangirl him, another quarter would annoy him/ask him if he loves Holly *eye roll* and the final quarter would do something else. I don't know what the boys would do.
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If i saw Artemis i'd probably faint, because he's not suppose to exist.
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I'd kidnap him, hold him hostage and demand gold from his family.
But then there's the Butler thing...
But then there's the Butler thing...
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Well, for one thing I wouldn't go "EEEEE! IT'S ARTY! GET HIM! SMOTHER HIM WITH SMOOCHES! ASK HIM ABOUT HIS LOVE LIFE!" That is creepy, and Butler would probably feed you your own intestines through your eyes. What I would do is ask him to facilitate the return to the surface for the Fairies, as Humanity has mostly learnt to share.
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
I think I would be so scared of saying something stupid that I would act as if I never saw him in the first place! Or knowing my luck I would accidentally spill something on him or something. I think the best thing to do would to be to write out a quick note explaining that I know who he is and that I admire everything he's done to help the fairies. Then ask someone else to pass it to him and watch his reaction from afar
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