What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
I'd stalk him all day long. Like a ninja. In the shadows - and pray Butler won't notice me.
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I would request his autograph, and discuss my ideas for world domination with him, I mean.. um... pickles?
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I'd tackle hug him.
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I'll kiss him.
Kitty: *kisses Arty*
Arty: You are weird. Do you know that?
Kitty: Yes, (Master Fowl,) I do.
Arty: Are you sure that you know?
Kitty: Yes, I am.
Arty: I mean 100% sure?
Kitty: Yup. *kisses him again*
Kitty: *kisses Arty*
Arty: You are weird. Do you know that?
Kitty: Yes, (Master Fowl,) I do.
Arty: Are you sure that you know?
Kitty: Yes, I am.
Arty: I mean 100% sure?
Kitty: Yup. *kisses him again*
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
i'd kidnap him and hold him for random...cuz im broke, you know
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^ sounds awesome...
I emit a chaos field which distorts time and space and creates chaos everywhere around me. That's why my room is always a mess.
♫☂♫ ~Let's go dancing and singing in the rain~ ♫☂♫
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... Magic☾☆
I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman
I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome
•♦• ◙◙◙ ♦ ◙ ◙◙◙ ◙◙◙ ◙◙◙ ◙ ♦ ◙◙◙ •♦•
✯*~¤~* *-°♣° × °♠° × °♥° × °♪°-* *~¤~*✯
♫☂♫ ~Let's go dancing and singing in the rain~ ♫☂♫
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... Magic☾☆
I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman
I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome
•♦• ◙◙◙ ♦ ◙ ◙◙◙ ◙◙◙ ◙◙◙ ◙ ♦ ◙◙◙ •♦•
✯*~¤~* *-°♣° × °♠° × °♥° × °♪°-* *~¤~*✯
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
there's the fangirl reaction OMG!!! you're artemis!!! squeal very loudly hug him kiss him demand his address ,email etc. etc. and then there is my evil plan scroll over ,if you dare...
i would walk straight up to butler and say ''hello Domovoi'''and then i would say now you are going to let me talk to artemis ''talk'' *snorts* i'll do much moar than that anyway i would say let me talk to artemis or i will tell the world about the fairies existence and i will scream your name right now (in crowded place) Domovoi
so then butler tranqs me and i am kidnapped i will constantly spout facts about the people and demand to talk to arty alone,with no surveillance * chuckles evilly but fangirly*
when i am left alone with him,well...... you know what i'd do
what can i say i'm a fangirl to the core.
i would walk straight up to butler and say ''hello Domovoi'''and then i would say now you are going to let me talk to artemis ''talk'' *snorts* i'll do much moar than that anyway i would say let me talk to artemis or i will tell the world about the fairies existence and i will scream your name right now (in crowded place) Domovoi
so then butler tranqs me and i am kidnapped i will constantly spout facts about the people and demand to talk to arty alone,with no surveillance * chuckles evilly but fangirly*
when i am left alone with him,well...... you know what i'd do
what can i say i'm a fangirl to the core.
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
I would try not to go nuts. Try and act like a normal person, make him intrigued into finding out more....
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
I would yell at him to date Holly!
Also I one time thought I saw him at Taco Bell, but he's not real. But that guy dressed like him, talked like him, same hair, and he was reading one of the AF books! So then when his phone rang it was....... 'Call Me Artemis Fowl'! Then I was going to yell out 'Darveit' to him, but my mom made me get into the car. I said it to her and she said;
" What does that even mean?"
I said " You will never know what just happend to me!" So she just gave me the crazy look.
Also I one time thought I saw him at Taco Bell, but he's not real. But that guy dressed like him, talked like him, same hair, and he was reading one of the AF books! So then when his phone rang it was....... 'Call Me Artemis Fowl'! Then I was going to yell out 'Darveit' to him, but my mom made me get into the car. I said it to her and she said;
" What does that even mean?"
I said " You will never know what just happend to me!" So she just gave me the crazy look.
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!
wow are you serious about guy at taco bell? it would be cool if arty existed wouldn't it? i know this guy named darvitt so i can't use darvit in life i told him his name is a fictional swear word.
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i'll go up to him, make sure he's really artemis and not some pretender or someone and then say to him "did you know that there's a book series about you?" and then ask him if he could give me french or biology lessons or something and hopefully be friends (not that i'll get much jokes, it took me forever to get that one in TLC)
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I can't help it and I am nuts so...FowlStar wrote:I would try not to go nuts. Try and act like a normal person, make him intrigued into finding out more....
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I would make him eat lollipops, get him to show me Fowl Manor and invite round the whole gang including commanders Root and Vinyaya (i don't care if they're dead he has to bring them back or face the consquences ) , make him do ALL my homework (which is a lot) and give me an all access card to Fowl Manor and Haven! I can't wait!!
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Yes, I'm dead serious. I see alot of weird people in my town....evilgenius wrote:wow are you serious about guy at taco bell? it would be cool if arty existed wouldn't it? i know this guy named darvitt so i can't use darvit in life i told him his name is a fictional swear word.
Oh and I would ask him if I could meet Butler. So then when I do I will hug him and never let go. Unless if he tries too shoot me...
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evilgenius wrote:i know this guy named darvitt so i can't use darvit in life i told him his name is a fictional swear word.
What was his reaction to that?