#30: Jingle Bell Rock

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#30: Jingle Bell Rock

Postby Kagoma_Kage » Sat 13th Dec 2008

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, the Robin laid an egg the Ba---you know the drill.
This is pretty standard, and yes, was done once before, but I think it was a lot of fun.
So I'm bringing it back this year.
Send in your funniest rewritten Christmas song verse that has a Fowl twist.
Who knows? it could become as famous as that other one.
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Re: #30: Jingle Bell Rock

Postby HollyShort9 » Sat 13th Dec 2008

I'm going to post what I did last year for this. XD

Jingle bells, Holly yells, Minerva breaks Holly's leg,
The Artemismobile lost a wheel and Opal Koboi got away
Jingle bells, Foaly pulls out his hair, Artemis stamps around cause the manor experienced a poweroutage,
and Butler goes insane and shoots people like a maniac!

I know that the Artemis poweroutage and Butler insane part don't really fit, but I couldn't come up with anything else last year and I am COMPLETELY out of ideas this year. XD.
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Re: #30: Jingle Bell Rock

Postby Soulcatcher » Sat 13th Dec 2008

Are we allowed to use what we did last year???

Well, anyway, I've done a new carol but I'll put down my old one as well 'cos I think I probably did a better job last year. It's hard to find rhymes that make sense. If anyone's paying attention then yes, I did miss out a verse of the new carol. But the other three were hard enough so I decided they'd do.

So, here's my new one:

O Little Isle of Haven
(aka, O Little Town of Bethlehem)

O little isle of Haven
How still we see thee lie
Deep underground, safe and sound
Hidden from human eyes
Yet in the dark night plotteth
A crim’nal mastermind
Young and Irish, his dearest wish
To exploit all fairy-kind

For gold is his desire
And wealth the constant theme
But while he plots, yon Butler’s not
So happy with his schemes
But put aside his selfishness
Join forces with his foe
Friendships may form and hearts may warm
And peace restored below

O mastermind of Ireland
Come post with us, we pray
Please make us grin, join Fangathering
Teach us the Fowl way
We want to learn from your genius
To be young masterminds
O come to us, educate us
Our one Artemis Fowl


And last year's:

Let Him Steal
(aka, Let It Snow)

Oh when Artemis plots it’s frightful,
But his genius is so delightful,
And with Butler there at the wheel,
Let him steal! Let him steal! Let him steal!

He doesn't show signs of changing,
Though his conscience has been rearranging,
All thanks to the People,
Let him steal! Let him steal! Let him steal!

When he finally stops the crime,
How he’ll hate the right side of the law,
But with Holly there at his side,
He‘ll never give up, that‘s for sure! .

His friendships are slowly forming,
And his icy heart is warming,
But as long as he loves the deal,
Let him steal! Let him steal! Let him steal!
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Re: #30: Jingle Bell Rock

Postby KierisaNOT12 » Wed 24th Dec 2008

Last Christmas, you captured me. And the very next day, I was sold. This year you seem different, I think you might be special, special!

one frightend, and twice spite. I was hateful to you, yet you still catch my eye! Tell me baby, do you think you've changed... Well i doubt it, you still seem the same.

Happy Christmas, I hope you've gained some morals. Cuz I just cant keep my mind off you. Now that you know what a fooool you've been, will you kiss me now and then do it again?

Last Christmas, you captured me. And the very next day, I was sold. This year, you seem different, I think you might be special, Special!

A quiet room, friends are all around, I cant help watching you, and those big blue eyes. I thought you, cold and heartless, Me? I guess I have changed too...

Last Christmas you captured me, and the very next day, I was sold. This year, I think you have changed.. you seem WAY more special.. SPECIAL!

ha la la la la, ha la la la la, ha la la la la
You seem special.. Special!


Ok, I used my fav Christmas song last Christmas and turned it into an Arty/Holly shipper song. Hope you like it!
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Re: #30: Jingle Bell Rock

Postby Kagoma_Kage » Fri 16th Jan 2009

Aww only three entries to this one...
Oh well.
The Results.

First Place:Soulcatcher
Ohhh I love this one Soulcatcher, it's just like a real carol.
Excellent work.

Second:Kierisa12
I'm happy too see you're an A/H fan too.
And it helps that this year I decided that the song you based this on was my official favorite Christmas song.
I got this stuck in my head once I read it.

Third:HollyShort9
Because, yes, you can reuse old entries. XD
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Re: #30: Jingle Bell Rock

Postby HollyShort9 » Fri 16th Jan 2009

Thanks Kagoma, even though I probably wouldn't have placed at all if someone else posted one XD
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Re: #30: Jingle Bell Rock

Postby Soulcatcher » Sat 17th Jan 2009

Thanks Kagoma :D I did wonder if it was slighly sacreligious ... but oh, well.
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