Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

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Postby Hanyou Kitty » Wed 13th Jun 2007

*gulp* I think that was me who spelled it wrong.
I ADORE this bot! Whenever it answers with something I typed I squeel.
It's kindah embarrasing actually...
Anyways, I love it.
LOVE IT!
Got some new responses, too. Here's my conversation (copying D'arvit's brilliant idea)
Red is Arty's new answer, blue are key words, and green is the old answer (if there is one.)

I'm Liz
How bizzare. You seem to have the strange notion that I actually care.
My name is Liz
-nice to meet you
(Far to plesant. I sujest...)
I would say "nice to meet you", but that would be a lie, wouldn't it?
Do you like me?
-If you insist
(Um...what?)
I think you know the answer to that.
Do you want a lollipop?
-I don't know you that is
(I sujest reverting back to the traditional...) *cold glare*
What do you do for fun?
-I am a human of course. I go by the name of Artemis Fowl if you really must know.
(well I don't actually have an answer for this...but anyone who's willing to take on the chalange would be much admired by me! :) )
I am fine
-It's a pleasure to meet you
It won't last for long, I assure you. I should start to deteriorate your mental state of well being any minute now. Do you have anything else to say?
(I've noticed that when you type "chess" he answers you, but when you type "Do you play chess" he draws a blank)
Do you play chess?
I do.
Are you good at chess?
I don't suppose you've ever heard of Stefan Bashkir?
Goobye
-leaving so soon? But I haven't reduced you to tears yet!
(tehe)
Reduced me to tears?
Yes, it's a favorite passtime of mine.
I'm leaving now
I can honestly say, that is the best news I have heard for a long time.
(About here I got into a random stage. You don't have to add these answers, but they're kinda funny.)
Don't worry, be happy
Please tell me you're not quoting Bob Marley at me.
Yogurt
Yogurt? How juvinile. You finally get an oportunity to talk to me and the only thing you can think of to say is yogurt? How pathetic.

Anywhooz, I am thrilled that it's up and running finally!
So awsome. So very awsome.
(And it's good to be back!)
Last edited by Hanyou Kitty on Sun 17th Jun 2007, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby MichaelM » Wed 13th Jun 2007

Hanyou Kitty! It's been ages. :D

How've ya been? And lol - Good to see you adding phrases again. Everything's back to normal I guess. :P
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby Domovi » Wed 13th Jun 2007

It isn't working..........................
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby Hanyou Kitty » Thu 14th Jun 2007

Do you mean the whole thing isn't working, or just when you type certin phrases?
Maybe your computer dosen't have the right kind of flash or something.
This is funny, I'm acting like I actually know what I'm talking about. Funny funny...

Hanyou Kitty! It's been ages.

How've ya been? And lol - Good to see you adding phrases again. Everything's back to normal I guess.


Yay! I've been missed! How long has it been? 6 months? Anywhooz, I missed fangathering.
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby Modest-Genius » Fri 15th Jun 2007

Hey I got some phrases to add please:


Person: Are you gay?
Artemis: Did Mulch put you up to this?


Person:Do you have a playstation 3?
Artemis: I didn't want to waste money, I just made my own.


Person: Do you watch Frasier?
Artemis: Indeed, the character is almost as smart as me. Except he is about thirty years older.


Person: Can I have an autograph?
Artemis: Certainly, just tell Butler where to stick the pen.


Person: Ireland sucks.
Artemis: And what inbred place do you come from?
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby Hanyou Kitty » Sun 17th Jun 2007

Sorry
I suppose someone with your level of intellect couldn't have possibly known any better.
What kind of a messed up freak are you? (It's bound to turn up sometime.)
A remark like that coming from such an individual as you would be almost comical if it wasn't so pathetic. Why don't you save me some time and submit yourself into the nearest lunatic asylum or psychiatric ward.
What school do you go to?
St. Bartleby’s and I thoroughly detest it. The only reason I attend, is because my mother deems it necessary for me to spend time with boys of my own age. It's not as though I learn anything, in fact I usually end up lecturing the professors on what they themselves should be teaching. I can't possibly imagine where these incompetent imbeciles come from, but they're certainly found in abundance.
What do you think about Canada?
Canada is a rising star of global economy. I have nothing to say for its inhabitants, apart from I know of a certain female with an intellect to rival even my own. Stop putting words in my mouth!
But it’s so much fun…
I’m not even certain why I submitted to this.
Because I know your deepest darkest secret.
Ah. But I have a proposition for you.
What?
I stop doing this immediately, but don’t kidnap your parents and ask for a ridiculous ransom.
But I would know it was you, and I’d have you arrested.
Screw the law I have money! Stop it!
Teehe
I shall have Butler remove you.
But he wouldn’t do that.
Why ever not?
Because I know his deepest darkest secret too.
And what would that be?
I’m not at liberty to say, while he’s still under my control, but it involves romantic comedies.
Perhaps I don’t wish to know.
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby Mentos_not_mental » Sat 4th Aug 2007

I like this new thingy. MichaelM. Thanks for making this for everyone.
The Ship wars continue. Choose your side. I am H/T forever! I am PROUD of it.
You look down on me, but i am not there.
Shh... I am hiding from the truth!
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby MichaelM » Thu 13th Sep 2007

Well, I do love surprises. :D

I'll it to ya. ^_^
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby MMK » Tue 18th Sep 2007

Oh, wow! Moneyman, that's brilliant- it sounds like what I was envisioning when MM announced the chatbot in the first place! I'll add him to my buddylist straight away.

Oh wait, I can't. :( My screenname has my real name in it. I couldn't use it, you'd know who I was. :( But I'll make another so that I can still use fowlbot- I read somewhere that you're allowed to have multiple screen names on the same email account.

Is it OK if I tell some of my non-FG going friends about it? Does it matter how many people use it?
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby MMK » Thu 20th Sep 2007

I made a new screen name to talk to him/it- it's great! Definitely much better than the last time I chatted with him. Still needs a lot of work, obviously, but not any more than I think most of the official AIM bots do. Thanks, Moneyman!
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby MichaelM » Fri 5th Oct 2007

Wow. I'm so sorry that I didn't see this before!! :o

That's awesome MMmn!! It really is amazing. I'll be installing AIM just for this. Great work. :D
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby veelagirl » Mon 8th Oct 2007

i hate it! it wont answer me!
convo:
hello how r u
i'm sorry, i don't understand you.
i said wats up
i'm sorry i don't understand you.
ahh, u dont know text language
speak properly or i shan't talk to you.
o shut up.
i'm sorry, i didn't understand that.
HOW ANNOYING R U???
i'm sorry, i don't know HOW that is.
WHY R U SO SADISTIC???
i'm sorry, i don't know WHY that is.
u suck. im leaving.
Farewell, then.
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby MichaelM » Tue 9th Oct 2007

lol Veelagirl - It needs proper spelling I'm afraid. Would Artemis ever speak in text talk? :o
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby veelagirl » Thu 11th Oct 2007

um.. well... if someone taught him.... coz its almost an independant language - loads of ppl use it online!
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Postby nindra » Sat 13th Oct 2007

veelagirl wrote:loads of ppl use it online!

Loads of people gets ignored because of using it...
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