Ways to Torture Barbie...

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Captain_Short » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Tell her to stop smiling.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Foxriver Fowl » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Chop Her(or his)head off! :lol:
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Captain_Short » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Fling her off a bridge!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Foxriver Fowl » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Smash Her(or his)Head Open! :D
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Captain_Short » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Draw a moustache on her, dress her up like a hobo and put her outside your house.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Foxriver Fowl » Fri 13th Jul 2012

^!Same!^

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Captain_Short » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Heehee

Tie some yarn around her neck, hang her on a ceiling fan, and turn the fan on. Watch Barbie spin over and over again for hours of fun!

Also endless entertainment for your cat.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Foxriver Fowl » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Make her(or him) watch the 24/7 Ways to Torture Barbies Chanel!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Captain_Short » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Make her star in the TV shows on The 24/7 Ways to Torture Barbie Channel!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Foxriver Fowl » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Captain_Short wrote:Make her star in the TV shows on The 24/7 Ways to Torture Barbie Channel!


Yea!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Captain_Short » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Give him to your baby brother, the one who's teething :twisted:
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Foxriver Fowl » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Be evil! :-D :) :( :-o :shock: :-? 8) :lol: :-P :awesome: :-x :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :-| :mrgreen: :focl: :microwave: :merryxmas: :liar:
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby rem » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

how about we attack barbie with an army of ninjas there is no way this plan could go wrong!

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby Skyswallow » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

Dye her hair grey, paint wrinkles on her, and let her look at her reflection :twisted:
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Postby CleoFowl » Wed 19th Sep 2012

show her the youtube video "Double rainbow" (its so gay)
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