What not to say to an LEP officer

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What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Ally Kat » Sat 23rd Jan 2010

Like 'What not to say to a police officer' only with the LEP.

1. Yes, I'm a Mud Man. No, I'm not going to exploit you. *takes picture behind back*
2. I'm a friend of Mulch's. Why are you taking out thoes handcuffs?
3. *cheekily* If only you were a Mud Kid, you would probably be smarter.

What else can you think of? (Situations and streams of dialogue welcome)
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Bang Your Drum » Sun 24th Jan 2010

Very cool diea, I think of some to add later.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Miasaki-chan » Sun 24th Jan 2010

4. Officer, if the emerncy light is red, does that mean I should barrcade myself? Or are those goblins not real? *points*
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Alanna » Sun 24th Jan 2010

5. No sir, Opal wouldn't like it if you ruined the apartment.
6. Hey chief, is there any good seafood in Howler's Peak?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby faerimagic » Tue 26th Jan 2010

7. *looks down* Wow, you are SHORT! No wonder you are called leprauchauns!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Alanna » Tue 26th Jan 2010

8. *drunk, hiccups* Wow, this is the first time I've actually seen little green men on St Patrick's day.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby faerimagic » Tue 26th Jan 2010

9. I hear Artemis stole your fairy gold. And how do you feel about that?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby ShortRebel » Thu 4th Feb 2010

10. Anything. Literally anything. Even looking at an officer will probably be grounds for a mind wipe. Actually adressing one will only end in panic for both sides.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Miasaki-chan » Thu 4th Feb 2010

11. *pokes*

then yell

'HEY EVERYONE I POKED A LEP!!!!!"

(8 was funny, gotta tell that to my friend holly, she's 3/4 irish)
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Ally Kat » Thu 4th Feb 2010

12. Start singing Hamster Dance. Now change what little lyrics there are that are actual words to Haven related stuff.
13. Sing the Fowl Song! It's like the Gir Song, only Fowl-o-fied.
14. Start prattling on about Mulch Diggums/Doodah Day/some other con-turned-do-gooder. They'll just shoot you eventually to shut you up. :)
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Alanna » Fri 5th Feb 2010

15. *squeal* Take me to Foaly, I'm his biggest fan!!

EDIT:// Ugh, sorry for that spelling error.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby faerimagic » Sat 6th Feb 2010

16. *grab* I have you now! *shakes him above your head* Now I can go to NEVER LAND!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Ally Kat » Sat 6th Feb 2010

17. Say 'In do belive in fairies! I do, I do!' Over and over again.
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Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby faerimagic » Sun 7th Feb 2010

18. Tie a rope around him and take him hostage. Then say: "Grant me my wishes or else I'll blast/hit you with my weapon.
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
Team Holly.

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Sig made by the awesome FowlStar. :D
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Postby Ally Kat » Sun 7th Feb 2010

19: Give him a magic wand and forcibly make them wear a tutu. That would make anyone mad actually...
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Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
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