Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Want to have a laugh? Know a funny link youd like to share? All in here!

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Captain_Short » Sun 5th Aug 2012

*drunk guy lying on the side of the road*
*officer pulls over and checks it out*

"Sir, have you been drinking? :? "

"Mmmerfhh, five more minutes.."
Image
Image
User avatar
Captain_Short
Troll
 
Posts: 184
Joined: Mon 3rd Oct 2011
Location: Nowhere near sanity, if I can help it.
Gender: Female

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Cabaline » Mon 6th Aug 2012

"I can't pull over; I'm on the phone!"
User avatar
Cabaline
Fangathering Fever patient
 
Posts: 6343
Joined: Wed 17th Oct 2007
Location: Lake Silencio
Gender: Female

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Felina » Mon 6th Aug 2012

"Look pal, if you give me fine(sp?) for speeding, or even take my driver's license, I'm gonna continue driving that way anyway, cuz I'm in a d*** hurry, OK?"


(Actually, My dad said that to a cop. They let him go without even giving him fine for speeding XD)
I emit a chaos field which distorts time and space and creates chaos everywhere around me. That's why my room is always a mess. Image


♫☂♫ ~Let's go dancing and singing in the rain~ ♫☂♫
Image Image

sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... Magic
I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman

I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome :D


*~¤~* *-°♣° × °♠° × °♥° × °°-* *~¤~*
User avatar
Felina
LEP Commander
 
Posts: 2150
Joined: Thu 10th Mar 2011
Location: I fell off a pier once. The Kirkwall harbour is really deep.
Gender: Female

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Mon 6th Aug 2012

^(Wow, nice.)

Officer, look, your chief an' I, we go way back, I don't kill anyone, an' he don't giv' me no F****** tickets.
Image
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.
User avatar
Ash Kelp
Centaur Genius
 
Posts: 1087
Joined: Wed 4th Jan 2012
Location: In the great and awesome Cascadia, where the norm is rain, and coffee.
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Wed 8th Aug 2012

Don't try this at home, officer.

TRY AND CATCH ME!! HAHAHA.

-Dark Star
I'm a crazy Whovian, watch out!
User avatar
bentj96
LEP Recruit
 
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue 1st Apr 2008
Location: I truly wish I knew
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Sat 11th Aug 2012

You CAN'T stop the BEAT!

Cop: Wha?

Good morning Baltimore!

Cop: We're not in Maryland...

I can hear the bells!!
Image
You threw me a lifeline, I'm not throwing away my shot
User avatar
Amber Root
Council Member
 
Posts: 3385
Joined: Mon 18th Jul 2011
Location: I'll take my bow and disappear
Gender: Female

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Sun 12th Aug 2012

Officer... Are you sure you don't want some donuts. I heard fat police officers love donuts.

-Dark Star
I'm a crazy Whovian, watch out!
User avatar
bentj96
LEP Recruit
 
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue 1st Apr 2008
Location: I truly wish I knew
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Mon 13th Aug 2012

No officer, I didn't just offer you a doughnut, that was my friend in the passenger seat. I only taunted you with one.

I know you're not impressed officer, but neither am I, so lets just get some coffee and doughnuts and forget about this okay?
Image
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.
User avatar
Ash Kelp
Centaur Genius
 
Posts: 1087
Joined: Wed 4th Jan 2012
Location: In the great and awesome Cascadia, where the norm is rain, and coffee.
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Wed 15th Aug 2012

Just a second, officer. Let me put these donuts away. We wouldn't want you distracted would we.

-Dark Star
I'm a crazy Whovian, watch out!
User avatar
bentj96
LEP Recruit
 
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue 1st Apr 2008
Location: I truly wish I knew
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Skyswallow » Thu 16th Aug 2012

*hugs bag of doughnuts* MY doughnuts. Go away.

What is it with police officers and doughnuts? I never heard that before :?
Gallifrey - a Doctor Who fanfiction
Hunting the Disappeared - a Fowlock fanfiction

Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling the darkness with order and light! You are the sentinels, silent and sure - keeping watch in the night, keeping watch in the night.

cepele retro petdamìnpasétócó - 'at some point, past!you gets a plant-like thing (that we think is from the future)'

This user will debate you about how important Jean Valjean is (acceptable answer: very), and the distinction between 'antagonist' and 'villain' and how the terms apply to Javert and the Thenardiers.
User avatar
Skyswallow
LEPrecon Officer
 
Posts: 805
Joined: Tue 22nd May 2012
Location: My castle on a cloud
Gender: Female

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Sat 18th Aug 2012

^ (In america there's a joke that when cops aren't doing anything they have coffee and doughnuts.)

Look officer, I'm not really a gang member, I'm a doughnut in disguise.
(Alright, enough with the doughnuts)

Teenager: No officer, I didn't steal your car and drive away with it.I've done it before, they don't handle all that nicely.

Officer: When did you steal a police car?

Teenager: Why just yesterday.
Image
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.
User avatar
Ash Kelp
Centaur Genius
 
Posts: 1087
Joined: Wed 4th Jan 2012
Location: In the great and awesome Cascadia, where the norm is rain, and coffee.
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

I looooooove you, officer!

-Dark Star
I'm a crazy Whovian, watch out!
User avatar
bentj96
LEP Recruit
 
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue 1st Apr 2008
Location: I truly wish I knew
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

"No officer, you've got it all wrong. It's not 'How high are you', it's, 'Hi, how are you'."
Image
You say loving a fictional character is senseless...
I say it's the truest love there is.
User avatar
xx-Jelly-Fox-xx
Troll
 
Posts: 133
Joined: Wed 15th Aug 2012
Location: Canterlot, Equestria
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Thu 23rd Aug 2012

Wasn't me. *points at passenger* He robbed the bank!
I'm a crazy Whovian, watch out!
User avatar
bentj96
LEP Recruit
 
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue 1st Apr 2008
Location: I truly wish I knew
Gender: Male

Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Fri 31st Aug 2012

Mr. Cop- *Sneezes in hands* -do you want to have my boogers and put them in your shine that is Amber Root themed? :]
Image
You threw me a lifeline, I'm not throwing away my shot
User avatar
Amber Root
Council Member
 
Posts: 3385
Joined: Mon 18th Jul 2011
Location: I'll take my bow and disappear
Gender: Female

PreviousNext

Return to Eleven Wonders Themepark

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

cron