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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Mon 16th Jul 2012

Seriously officer, you're only pulling me over for a traffic violation, is this how you're wasting the tax-payers money? I mean, those banks where just sitting the, you'd think that the cops could prevent robberies, but no, all they can do is pull over the robber for a traffic violation!!!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Captain_Short » Mon 16th Jul 2012

^ If you were smooth enough, you might actually be able to talk the officer out of an arrest XD
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Mon 16th Jul 2012

Never, ever try to pick an officer up. Don't ask them to have coffee with you. Above all, do not talk about donuts. Those police officers may eat you alive just trying to find those rings of doughy goodness.

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Tue 17th Jul 2012

Im sorry officer, did i just steal all the dough from the doughnut shop (<--Harmless joke) you were eating at? (<--Good way to get thrown in jail)

No officer, i wasn't driving slowly, you must've been going really fast!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Wed 18th Jul 2012

I bet you can't push my car down the highway with your twig like arms!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Thu 19th Jul 2012

Do you want to know about the Oreo Incident and Berry Incident I had with HaTheAngel?

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Captain_Short » Fri 20th Jul 2012

(to a female officer) GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Fri 20th Jul 2012

Mind if i borrow your gun for a moment? I want to see how accurate it is. No? Then can i see how far your taser shoots? Just go stand over there...
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Fri 20th Jul 2012

Why aren't you making me a sandwich?

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Fri 27th Jul 2012

Start yell singing:

What is Love


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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Foxriver Fowl » Fri 27th Jul 2012

Can I put your head on the car? =)
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Captain_Short » Mon 30th Jul 2012

Officer: Sir, have you been dealing illegal drugs?
Guy: Oh, what do you need?
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Tue 31st Jul 2012

Drug dealer pleads with officer: Please officer, please please please don't book me for the the drugs in the trunk, wait, why do you have a speeding ticket in your hand.

Homeless person: I will not not move from this spot unless you make me move!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby bentj96 » Wed 1st Aug 2012

I'll pay you if you don't check my trunk.

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Sat 4th Aug 2012

Drunk Dude: Every day I'm shuffling!

Cop: ...

Drunk Dude: Party Rocking in the house tonight!

Cops: *Arrests everyone at house party*
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