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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Skyswallow » Fri 31st Aug 2012

*Pulls sad face* "I'm starving, Officer! Will you give me just one doughnut? Please?"
I still don't get the doughnt thing entirely, but... Whatever.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby LEPreconGirl » Sun 9th Sep 2012

Oh, hello officer. Was I speeding? That depends on your definition of speeding, really. I was going a perfectly rational speed considering my driving abilities, and as you can see, I haven't caused any damage yet. Isn't this rather like giving someone a zero on a test because they might cheat? I might hit something, but I haven't yet. Oh, it was because I was going above the speed limit? You do know those have changed drastically over the last few years, and that there's not a lot of data behind them, right?
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Sun 9th Sep 2012

Are you my mother?

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;-; You're not my mother?

Oh, you're a man?

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BWAHAHA

You look like a dragqueen dude!

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Ash Kelp » Mon 10th Sep 2012

Officer: *to driver* Sir, why did you pull up so close behind that over car at the intersection?

Driver: Because the law says to allow enough room to brake, I was stopped, so I wouldn't have to brake! *Sings with end of gameshow background music* and that's why I pulled up right behind him!

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Suspect: Look officer, I let him in, he pulled a gun, So I shot him, then I called you.

Officer: Do you have a permit for your gun?

Suspect: Now I have to have a permit for my gun too?!? *turns to camera* That's stupid, so elect me, Murd r Suspect, mayor!
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Randomosity » Sun 28th Apr 2013

You know what, you cops are the ones that should really be arrested. since I have come to this station you have speeded, gone through three red light, abducted me and now you've kept me here against my will. Also, I'm a vegan, so you weren't respecting my rights by giving me this food.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Sun 28th Apr 2013

Say "Eat my shorts" then drive off.
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby slepyoneshot » Wed 17th Jul 2013

Nothing at all until he gets really angry, then scream "IDIOT!!!" And drive off
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby shaadia cader » Fri 26th Jul 2013

Ha ha, good one, finn.

But it doesn't beat stopping in the middle of the zebra crossing and shouting at him,"Dude you're hogging the road!"

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Or imagine, "Hey man, there's this guy who killed an ant, and since killing is illegal, why not arrest the murderer?"

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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Felina » Wed 14th Aug 2013

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Re: What Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Arbiterheresy » Mon 18th Nov 2013

me: oh hey officer didn't realize you were there wanna have a beer that's open but i couldn't possibly have had because i am not old enough
officer: O_0 *gets out handcuffs*
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Re: Wht Not To Say To A Police Officer.

Postby Amber Root » Sat 23rd Nov 2013

Tell him that he is not kawaii enough for you and flip your hair at him before driving off.
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