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Re: Jokes!!!

Postby caleb legend » Sun 18th Aug 2013

two guys were walking their dogs one a labrador and other daschand as they passed a bar one said "watch" as he walked in the 'tender said" you cant have a dog in here" the man said "but he's my seeing eye dog" ok said the 'tender the one that owns the dashand came in and the 'tender told him da same thing and the guy gave same reply the 'tender said yea right a daschand as a seeing eye dog ? " they gave me a DASCHAND?!!!!!??
dont mind me if your seeing this i am totally bored and gots nothing to do so dont mind me androcks taste good1
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Re: Jokes!!!

Postby Bang Your Drum » Mon 19th Aug 2013

^
Beeteedubs no organization would do that, and it's not like they wouldn't notice how small the footsteps (pawsteps?) were!



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Re: Jokes!!!

Postby Falcon! » Fri 27th Sep 2013

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call jikes about cows without legs? Lame.

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Ehh, I don't know many good ones XD
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Re: Jokes!!!

Postby Skyswallow » Sat 28th Sep 2013

^Me neither :) In fact, I think all the jokes I know are bad...

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Re: Jokes!!!

Postby shaadia cader » Sat 14th Dec 2013

To steal from one is plagiarism.

To steal from many is research. :D
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Re: Jokes!!!

Postby Falcon! » Thu 21st Aug 2014

*leans in*
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
Because
He drank the coffee
Before it was cool

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