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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby jsreed5 » Thu 13th Sep 2012

Me: I felt really dumb in my Differential Equations class today.
Maggie: Why?
Me: We touched on the subject of power series solutions to second-order differential equations.
Maggie: What's so stupid about that?
Me: Well, I asked myself if the Weierstrass function could be defined as a series solution to a second-order differential equation. Then I realized what a stupid question that was.
Maggie:Is it a stupid question?
Me: Of course! By its very definition, the Weierstrass function is continuous everywhere but differentiable nowhere, so it can't be the solution to an equation involving differentials.
Maggie: Well it sounded like a very smart question to me.

It's amazing how intelligent one can sound while saying something completely meaningless. :lol:
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby artymon I\/ » Wed 19th Sep 2012

ok seriously tired of life.... you beautiful women get treated like sh*t, and the guy that cant do anything about it.... wants to, but is never given the honor to be called your man.....


As someone who's experienced the latter, this really does bug me. I know I wasn't perfect but I always wanted to be there and never wanted that person to feel unloved / unappreciated.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Josephine Fowl » Sat 22nd Sep 2012

My quote of the day is a screen-cap from the conversation I had with Fowlie today.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Bang Your Drum » Tue 9th Oct 2012

Maybe you can steal something from a movie, like Lethal Weapon. Man, those two guys loved each other.

Dale Gribble from King of the Hill... he was talking about how Hank could win his wife Peggy back.
Even though at the point in the series, Dale's wife was cheating on him (in a way that should have been clear to him, and was to everyone else) and they slept in different rooms...he still knows something about love XD
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Cabaline » Wed 10th Oct 2012

If I had a time machine I would go back in time and kill Newton. Just because Langford's Laws looks way better than Newton's Laws.


My Mechanics Lecturer never fails to amuse. :lol:
But I did end up day-dreaming about what would happen if you went back in time to kill Isaac Newton... :D
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Josephine Fowl » Wed 10th Oct 2012

Ben: Man, I had a horrible day.
Jo: You think you had a horrible day? You didn't get rocks thrown at you!
Ben: Well, that is Hay-
Frau S: By who?
Ben: You know Hayden?
Frau S: Hayden? Oh, yes!
Ben: Well, it's his mental way of flirting!
Jo: It's not really working...
Frau S: That's like flirting in 4th grade.


It should be noted that Frau S is my German teacher. And Ben is one of my friends in my German class. XD
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Cabaline » Wed 10th Oct 2012

There is a difference between error and uncertainty. A late bus is uncertainty, my kids were an error.

My hilarious mechanics lecturer again!
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Ash Kelp » Thu 18th Oct 2012

Random Person: May I ask How old you are?
Me: You most certainly may.
--Awkward silence--
--People laugh in the background--
Random Person: I see what you did there, how old are you?

Another Random Person the Next Day (During Humans vs. Zombie tag week): Would you mind picking up those nerf darts and that sock.
Me: Sure *Picks up stuff and waits*
--Awkward silence--
Me: You never asked me to give them to you.
--Laughter--
The Random person mentioned above: *Laughs* I see what you did there, Can you give them to me please?
Me: Sure *Hands him the stuff*


I got this from "The Pink Panther", my age has it set up for me all school year.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby AFrules12 » Sat 3rd Nov 2012

Arthur: I thought I told you to do that yesterday.
Merlin: I didn't have time, I was cleaning the stables.
Arthur: That's strange, because a little bird told me you were somewhere else.
Merlin: Mucking out the stables is strange and a talking bird isn't?
Arthur: Merlin, what have we said about you trying to be funny?
Merlin: I shouldn't.

Sorry, I love this one. xD

And this one:
Arthur: Merlin, you do realise there's a curfew?
Merlin: Yeah. I was in your chambers hunting for the rat.
Arthur: Did you find it?
Merlin: No.
Arthur: So you have been outwitted by a rat?
Merlin: They do say rats are very intelligent.
Arthur: More intelligent than you, it would seem. Go home. It'd be embarrassing to lock up my own servant for breaking the curfew.


And:
Uther: Have you some sort of mental affliction?
Merlin: Probably


Uther: can someone please tell me what happened
Merlin: well-
Uther: Someone with a brain.


And:
Arthur: You couldn't keep a secret to save your life
Merlin: You'd be suprised!
Arthur: What's that meant to mean?

I would have loved Arthur's expression if Merlin had told him then.
Sorry, I got loads more if you want them. Like the one where they eat rat stew, and more xD
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby artymon I\/ » Tue 1st Jan 2013

"And now the stage is bare,
And I'm standing there without any hair-uh-no
And if you won't come back to me...aw the heck with it."
- Elvis
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby jsreed5 » Wed 2nd Jan 2013

Prank via SMS.

Me: Is Kevin there?
Tess: Who's Kevin?
Me: Kevin didn't make it? He said he was going to go o.o

Adam: Where is Kevin?
Tess: Who is Kevin?
Adam: Kevin was supposed to be there by now. Did he skid off the road in the ice?
Tess: What?
Adam: Does someone there have his number? Someone call him and make sure he's okay.

Matt: Is Kevin there?
Tess: Who are you?

Several minutes later:
Tess: Kevin's dead. We murdered him.
Adam: I'm telling Robert.

Me: Adam just told me what happened. We're calling the cops on you.
Tess: Go ahead. We already disposed of the evidence.

Matt: Oh my god! You killed Kevin! You b*******!


My friends are awesome.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Felina » Thu 3rd Jan 2013

^Awesome XD

Too lazy to type it, so I'll just post a piccie.

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I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman

I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome :D


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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby AFrules12 » Thu 3rd Jan 2013

Je ne comprends pas je suis anglais yeah hey!

Bradley James' magic phrase.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby artymon I\/ » Sat 5th Jan 2013

"Like a river flows, surely to the sea,
Darling so it goes, some things are meant to be"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Ash Kelp » Sat 5th Jan 2013

If it's still to readable replace all of the periods with semi-colons.

Me making a programming joke to my older brother.

There are a couple types of people in this world, those who think that a couple means two, and those that think it means a number between two and four.

Don't ask.
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