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Postby pinkfairy11097 » Fri 6th Oct 2006

Hi Hi B)
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Postby TroubleFan818 » Mon 16th Oct 2006

was up? ^_^
Here we go Holly. Are you ready?"
"Artemis! I'm the field agent here," came the irritated reply. "Stay off my band unless you have somthing to contribute."
"I was just thinking---"
"I was just thinking that you should change your middle name to Contol Freak."Artemis glanced across at Butler, who was lying beside him and couldn't help overhearing the entire exchange.
"Control Freak? Can you believe that?"
"The nerve of some people," replied the bodygaurd without taking his eyes off the chateau.
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Postby Sofie » Mon 16th Oct 2006

...What a very pointless topic.















GO POINTLESSS! :focl:
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Postby Lufgif » Mon 16th Oct 2006

I've invaded!

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Postby michelle_f33 » Tue 17th Oct 2006

YAY!! PONITLESS!!!
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Postby Arty's Gal » Sun 22nd Oct 2006

how... :unsure: pointless... YAY!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ms. Muffin » Sun 22nd Oct 2006

<span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>(BEWARE- the following post is pointless.)
I'm a ninja...Shhhh, don't tell anybody.</span></span>
<div align=center><span style='color:red'>"How did that go?" he asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age."</span><br><span style='color:blue'>"Fabulous," said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding."</span><br>-----------------------------------------------------------------------<br><span style='color:purple'>"Some people ain't got no Riverbend in their soul."<br>-Foaly.</span><br>-----------------------------------------------------------------------<br><span style='color:orange'>Doodah Day seemed genuinely frightened. "Are you sure?"</span><br><span style='color:green'>Mulch sighed. "Sure I'm sure. What are you afraid of? It's just a rear end."</span><br><span style='color:orange'>"Yeah, maybe. But it's smiling at me."</span> </div>
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Postby TroubleFan818 » Sun 22nd Oct 2006

LOL :lol:
Here we go Holly. Are you ready?"
"Artemis! I'm the field agent here," came the irritated reply. "Stay off my band unless you have somthing to contribute."
"I was just thinking---"
"I was just thinking that you should change your middle name to Contol Freak."Artemis glanced across at Butler, who was lying beside him and couldn't help overhearing the entire exchange.
"Control Freak? Can you believe that?"
"The nerve of some people," replied the bodygaurd without taking his eyes off the chateau.
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Postby Dreamlight » Wed 25th Oct 2006

Well, because this is only for girls...

Have you noticed that Eoin Colfer has a thing for blond girls? There's Juliet and Minerva, who Artemis are both fond of, and they're BLOND. ARghh, the blondness (nothing against you blonds, by the way. It's just that blondes are/should be very rare to come by in places like Ireland.

(Not over here though, we've got a pretty large population of blondes in Southern California. [s]Half of them with dyed hair, but whatever[/s] :) )

Also, am I the only one who thinks Artemis would be pretty hot in real life if he got a tan? And if he still had two blue eyes instead of one? And if he worked out a bit for at least the minimal amount of muscles?
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Postby Sofie » Wed 25th Oct 2006

Dreamlight wrote: Also, am I the only one who thinks Artemis would be pretty hot in real life if he got a tan? And if he still had two blue eyes instead of one? And if he worked out a bit for at least the minimal amount of muscles?

A tan? O.o Noooo way. And MUSCLES? Ewwgh! He'd be just like all the other brassica-heads.
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Postby BlackOpal » Wed 25th Oct 2006

I have to agree with Sofie. And two blue eyes, it would be so... normal. Not an Artemis trate. I also do not like the blond thing. Nothing against natural blond, but once I was in a movie theatre (we were seeing Accepted, delightfully cheesy but funny) and somebody was trying to point somebody out, and they are like, She's the blond girl with the garage bag (garage being a company, if anybody out there doesn't have a garage in their town) and I looked around, and I was like, which one. My friends and I counted 23 with garage bags. There were too many blonds without garage bags to count. Too many blonds. I personally have always wanted red hair, I have brown, but nope, no magical hair colour change. No offense meant (well maybe a little) to any girls who dyed their hair blond but it is extremely common. Well I went on a tiny bit of a rant there, I wonder if anybody will read it.
Also, he can't be too fond of blonds, our main kick-bum girl is a redhead. GO HOLLY!!!!!
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Postby MichaelM » Wed 25th Oct 2006

BlackOpal wrote: I have to agree with Sofie. And two blue eyes, it would be so... normal. Not an Artemis trate. I also do not like the blond thing. Nothing against natural blond, but once I was in a movie theatre (we were seeing Accepted, delightfully cheesy but funny) and somebody was trying to point somebody out, and they are like, She's the blond girl with the garage bag (garage being a company, if anybody out there doesn't have a garage in their town) and I looked around, and I was like, which one. My friends and I counted 23 with garage bags. There were too many blonds without garage bags in the world. No offense meant (well maybe a little) to any girls who dyed their hair blond but it is extremely common. Well I went on a tiny bit of a rant there, I wonder if anybody will read it.

Well I read it, and Im not even supposed to be in here. XD


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Postby Dreamlight » Thu 26th Oct 2006

Sorry, I just can't imagine liking a guy who's weaker than me. That's just...wierd. And I personally don't mind the eye color too much, but I thought the eyes swap was completely pointless and disgusting in the book.

Actually, natural blonds are extremely rare. ([s]I'm using a big word now[/s]) Statistics say that blond genes will disappear in about fifty years.
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Postby BlackOpal » Thu 26th Oct 2006

Wow, really, no more blonds? I like the hair colour when it is natural. I think a guy who is weaker than me would be cute. I mean, a geek has to find somebody, why not another geek. I am not extremely strong, but I have a little bit of strength from my martial arts training, do you think that would be too much to date Artemis if he was weaker than me, hypothetically of course. ;) I'm just rambleing on, that whole post sounds idiotic to me, but I have nothing better to say.
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Postby MMK » Thu 26th Oct 2006

So, Artemis is only good enough for you people if he's stronger than you are (which, being who he is, is probably impossible)?

What ever happened to beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, physical appearance doesn't matter, etc.

And none of you have a problem with the whole criminal-mastermind-on-the-brink-of-death-every-five-minutes thing? Yeah, it's great to read about, but... :(
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